Friday, February 19, 2010

I'm alone in a hotel room in a faraway city -- what should I do?

Personally, I would hate that, but maybe you are the kind of person who likes this sort of scenario. You could go to the bar and order a drink and just check out what's going on there. You could cruise the area and check out the local scenery and activities. You could stay in your room and read, watch TV, maybe a movie, or use your laptop for work, surf the Internet or just stay on Y!/A. If it wasn't too late, you could go shopping or chat with your kids via the computer or phone. If it is too late for that, you could have hot phone sex or IM your SO/wife.I'm alone in a hotel room in a faraway city -- what should I do?
find a bellhop and go luggage cart surfing


order room service


get a massage


stay on yahoo answers


go to a restaurant


look for a date


mess arond in the elevator


go through your luggage


rent blockbuster movies


order chinese


get a haicut


go swimming


look for bugs


look for any flaws in your suite


pay ding dong ditch on your neighboring hotel guests


buy something from the hotel gift shop


swing on a vine


look for nemo


watch tv


get out of the hotel


ride a plane to la or new york


go shopping


draw


paint


go to the hotel exercise room


do some push ups


eat some popcorn


eat a banana


push someone down the stairs


get krunk


play hide and seek


use the internet


call your boss


try remembering anything u forgot


call your mother


grow a beard


call the babysitter


say my name


close your eyes


sleep


spin around like a little kid


get some medicine


get souveniers


get a gift card


buy something cool


get free brochures


enjoy yourselfI'm alone in a hotel room in a faraway city -- what should I do?
Go sightseesing..





Phone a friend, they may need someone to talk to





Email a friend, they maybe alone too





Or rest and have a good time!
Somewhere in here there is a hint for you:





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Head down to the lounge and become one of the lounge lizards.
try to think of more innovative questions
Call an escort service.
move to a closer city
time to explore the night life
Post something on Craig's List and you won't have to spend a lonely night.
fight dragons
Call girl? ;)
get a hooker!
go too hooters for supper than hit a strip club for a few drinks
See if ';Who's The Boss'; is on TV.
Go out and explore.
get a hooker.
lets go for a drink,,
wait for the johns to arrive

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